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Aries:
- is a sassy bitch, let’s just accept that. always answering back, they’d even answer back to any god (may it be diplomatically or sarcastic)
- always give people cheap gifts not because they’re broke but because they think that’s the only standard or gift you deserve
- has a huge disgust with humanity so they either get delusions of controlling the world or they avoid/limit their human interactions
- their logic is out of this world: it’s either you get mesmerised and see a new horizon or you end up getting crazy because you can’t get it
- beneath all their layers, they’re one of the smartest and hardworking people out there… always willing to help you study/work/etc.
Taurus:
- their trigger word is literally food and all its proper nouns. they’d sell their souls for a ceaseless supply of food and they’d won’t regret
- literally possessive as fuck, aphrodite lives in their titties cos they dun calm down if they see someone circling around their man/woman.
- obsessed with getting shit organised y'all don’t even know. they will never move unless a very detailed blue print is in front of them.
- they will keep hustlin more than a twenty of you combined. they know and prioritise how precious time and money are.
- when they say they can’t do an errand/plea, dun quickly believe them at all cost or you’ll get a small surprise: they’ll do it after some while.
Gemini:
- know that archetype of a kind person who’ll obey & follow you to the death but has so many fucking personal motives? yep, that’s gemini.
- their knowledge and expertise are vastly scary; multilingual people and historians. they aint called GEMinis for nothing, hunty.
- for them, it’s a dog-eat-dog world. if you don’t match their pace, you’re basically out of their surviving list, whatever list that is.
- insanely in love and proud making other people swoon over them (oh the oozing warmth of being loved and respected) but says otherwise
- bad at remembering dates but that dun mean they love you less or you’re not that important to them, just believe in them.
Cancer:
- they dun talk much but best believe me, whenever they speak it’s either they gon hand you your ass or roast the living shit out of you
- are all terminally sarcastic bless their souls. they don’t have time for your bullshit, they don’t even have time for their own.
- they will never side or they will avoid picking a side. they’re the best people to rant cos they will literally get where you coming from.
- one of the sweetest and loving signs out there but for some reason, they tend to have some problems making real long time friends.
- always look brooding or even out of reach. that’s cos they’re afraid words/actions won’t come/show they way they really want them too.
Leo:
- so demure but once you get close to them/they know they have the upper control, they will fucking nag & bully everything
- but after the searing primadonna stage, these lions are all just smol precious clumsy beans who must be protected at all cost
- knows the traditional ways or romancing someone, like the flowers and cupcakes and shy yet formal asking you out for events/dates
- easily clouded by false/dark ideas and hard to snap them out of it. it takes another brave alpha who can help them out of the cray
- but don’t be fooled, these lions can be tamed and would be willing to tag along the right people for the rest of their life line.
Virgo:
- dont slack off in front of them, they will give your ass a whoop back to reality. trust me, they give so much vigour and moral to people.
- not easily scared of pretty much anything because they always think about the story/reason behind it, for this one, what made it scary?
- they can get super fucking salty and shady and they aint afraid of being salty and shady, for a good or bad reason whatsoever.
- they never fail to always see the bigger picture, that also means they’re not afraid to do everything to get to the biggest picture.
- loves having fun and enjoying life without taking advantage of things or forgetting to be humble and well-grounded.
Libra:
- too pure for this world but these people have a skyrocketing tendencies to becoming a yandere (lol they probably already are)
- their aesthetic perfectionism sickness is practically beyond all earth signs combined: they’ll set fire on anything lower than their standards.
- too kind and angelic we dun deserve them. we also dun deserve their life sucking flirtatious killer charms. we just dun deserve then all in all
- these bitches love to meddle with other people’s business tho. either they save the situation or aggravate it, there’s no in between
- even with all the hate on their kind, libra people just keep their heads up and tryn’a understand and accept other people’s view of them.
Scorpio:
- for the vagillionth time, y'all have to remember that these “””devil children””” are all just 4D weird bastards who easily space out.
- the sexy airheads we all get from anime. but dun cross them & their fambam, they won’t think twice about apathetically cutting you.
- everyone’s fairy godmother/father cos if they love you & they see you deserving, they will lavish &treat you so great. aint lying, dis the truth
- willing to learn from others but is obsessed with “i am the most mature one so my wisdom is the greatest and the only effective one”
- so many layers, like they’re literally never-ending. but after plucking all these layers out, you’ll see a fragile marshmallow baby inside
Sagittarius:
- they need like a dozen of hobbies as outlets for their energy. if they don’t get the energy out, they become a host of a time bomb.
- insatiably absorbs all information of all kinds like a baby on his mom’s chest or a tic sucking out blood from a fresh catch: you choose
- no one really knows if they’re showing genuine reaction/emotion cos you don’t know if they’re forcing it or not or they dun even know too
- is the jack of all trades cos they have so many talents but can’t focus and drill hard on one cos they jump from different talent to another
- may come arrogant but always they always want everyone to be happy and enjoying the time, probably more than how libra wants it.
Capricorn:
- always late on almost everything. insomniac children of the night, so no matter how dire the situation is, they’ll always be late. deal with it.
- condescending as fuck cos they know they can do pretty much anything please beware they are vicious machiavellians
- obsessed with segregating people in their lives; they don’t want their friends to socialise with their family, this group with that group, etc.
- avoids and gets easily tired with human interaction, but is magically brilliant with human interaction. their magic? idek ask them.
- after you pass their scrutinising sifting of people in their lives, you’ll just see a funny, dependent, happy-go-lucky, perverted side of them
Aquarius:
- also don’t like taking sides, will never jump onto anything without all the cards are seeable, yet also not afraid to speak up in the end.
- obsessed and deranged with their fanaticism of any horror shit idk how they can carry on with a fine stomach after all that scary jazz
- can never be controlled, they might seem controllable or easy to manoeuvre but spare your ass and don’t be fooled by this sign
- disappears and reappears at their own will, and doesn’t care about the consequences of their absence, they literally don’t care.
- in the end of the day, aquarius has no fucks to give any of the other signs. they don’t ask for a lot and they just wanna be left alone.
Pisces:
- are quiet little shits who looks way more gorgeous when they’re mad cos they just turn fiendish but still in a cute way, like wtf how???
- needs a fuck ton of guidance from older or more mature people cos they tend either the laziest, silliest, or most annoying things ever.
- how fucking annoying it is whenever they pull out the victim card like dude shove that thing back where it belongs or so I will.
- are actually sensible people, kinda shocking for some but it’s the truth cos these people stay in tune with their emotions, they dun run away
- break them to pieces and you’ll see a child needing to be loved and wanting to know what are the things that they can improve and learn
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more stuff about the signs
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- they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
- too smart
- they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
- one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
- cry baby
- they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
- somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
- sexually frustrated 24/7
- they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
- they move their hands a lot when talking
- they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
taurus
- on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
- they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
- they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
- they could kill you if you hurt an animal
- a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
- they care too much about people they love
- they cheat on board games
- very good friends
- too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
- they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
- stubborn
- they don’t let people go completely
- their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
gemini
- emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
- they know a lot of useful shit
- but they don’t know what sleep means
- being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
- narcissistic af
- they’re never wrong
- they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
- incomprehensible love for snacks
- misunderstood
- they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
- they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
- they lie to themselves
- sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
- very insecure
- random happiness/sadness attacks
- their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
- innocent without wanting to be
- they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
cancer
- they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
- they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
- drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
- they can be too selfish
- unpredictable af
- leave me alone, but give me attention
- their cellphone is part of their body
- their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
- they victimize themselves a lot
- they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
- that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
- they care a lot about what other people think
- they plat a lot with their hands and lips
- the most adorable people when they’re not angry
- children loves them
- they can tranquilize people quickly
- misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
leo
- very sharp ideas/way of thinking
- high moral
- they need constant acceptance/validation
- if you do them one you pay ten
- always reading your intentions
- they tend to joke about other people insecurities
- they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
- despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
- they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
- insecure af
- a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
- they wink a lot
- will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
virgo
- they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
- public nerds
- the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
- they read weird things
- super committed and and helpful
- they get angry when things are not done in their way
- they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
- they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
- they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
- their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
- they do this face a lot > 😏
libra
- they’re always in love
- they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
- super emotional
- they probably don’t know what is happening right now
- they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
- a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
- they have good intentions
- creative
- they blush easily
- they have a hard time saying no
- they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
- they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting
scorpio
- they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
- dark mind, bright personality
- they have secret hobbies
- they crave love
- talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
- they get easily offended
- scary when angry
- protective with people they love
- they hate being ignored
- random laugh attacks
- they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
- they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
- they easily connect with music
sagittarius
- ready to disappear in any moment
- they have watched every. movie. on netflix
- using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
- 34 hour-long naps
- they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
- they have a hard time when apologizing
- they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
- would yell at strangers if needed
- intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
- they tend to be sad before sleeping
- this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
- very competitive, but never satisfied
capricorn
- superiority complex
- more party souls than you could imagine
- they just want you to shut the fuck up
- they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
- able to intimidate people for good or for bad
- they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
- they keep their cool in the craziest situations
- have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
- can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
- always have backup plans
- physical appearance is important
- always have weird obsessions
- they play a lot with their feet
- they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
aquarius
- they disappear with no reason
- cuter than you
- they get confused when choosing between good and bad
- everything is overrated for them
- they’re addiced to memes
- feelings out of control
- they’re the special snowflakes
- cannabis 23/7
- they will know if you lie
- they lose their shit often
- they think and feel more than they show
- rebels
- the smartest ones
pisces
- they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
- they like music more than they like you
- they like attention but not too much
- will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
- can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
- fake friendliness (sometimes)
- too weird but in a sweet way
- super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
- they overwhelm your mind
- big heart, even bigger imagination
- confused af
- if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned
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